Netwrck 
TF2 Update Generator
Name; Peacemakers
Date; April 1, 20XX
Changelog;
Added new gameplay track; Do You Believe In Magic
Added map; achievement_idle
Added taunt; The Kiss
Added numerous bugs
Every class now has The Sandvich
Pyrovision is now always enabled
Ads now show on in-game billboards
Valve has sold off to EA
Further unoptimized the game
Friendlier class redesigns
Removed the ability to damage enemies
Removed all weapons
Removed Sniper
Removed Herobrine
Removed Windows support
Removed the localization files